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Oh, the screaming, bleeding joy.

Wed Mar 17, 2004, 12:36 PM
There are, according to This Is London, 27 types of men. I scream bullshit, but I could be wrong. So, I submit to you, the 27 types of men that there ever are.


  • Achilles: sophisticated and charming but also flawed and needy

  • Adonis: obsessed with his body, usually sports a fake tan

  • Alpha Male: extremely competitive, lives for the next deal

  • Backpacker: sexy but dangerous; a relationship daytripper

  • Chameleman: adaptable, smooth, urbane and attractive - but never the man you think he is

  • Club Man: blazers, old school ties, football shirts. Into male bonding

  • Cool Poser: fashion-conscious

  • Corporate Man: relishes security, a follower not a leader, but faithful

  • Gadgetman: techno-freak, poor eyesight. Insular and socially inept

  • Jeffrey: social animal in a world of half-truths. Compelling character.

  • Jester: loves laughter and an audience but prone to melancholy

  • Libman: pro-feminist male, politically correct, very well read

  • Manchild: ageing stud with rich tastes and little dignity

  • Mr Angry: moody, aggressive but doesn't see his actions as damaging

  • Murdoch: Napoleonic self-belief, usually justified. Ruthless, untiring

  • Neanderthal: anti-feminist with outdated views on relationships

  • Preacher: fundamentalist views. Single-minded, fervent and intense

  • Risker: optimistic and overdrawn at the bank, likes to push his luck

  • Romancer: calculating seducer, dislikes women but pursues them

  • Rottweiler: lager drinker who loves his mates and his country

  • Sigmund: lots of inner angst, low self-esteem but reliable and caring

  • Teddy Bear: sensitive, vulnerable and a good listener - but not sexy

  • Trainspotter: middle-aged, plenty of brown cardigans, and obsessed with data collection

  • Uniform Man: emotionally insecure. Rigid, brittle temperament

  • Wallflower: unambitious couch potato with predictable behaviour

  • Wayne: heroic, unchanging, loyal and steadfast. Think John Wayne

  • Zebedee: floundering and confused. Needs nurturing. Unreflective but busy


  • This just screams for one of those quizzes.

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  • Current Residence: A few different places.
  • Interests: Well, if I wasn't interested in this, I wouldn't be here, right?
  • Favourite movie: Natural Born Killers, Se7en, Fight Club, et al.
  • Favourite band or musician: Ask me later.
  • Favourite genre of music: Stuff that can't be put in to a genre.
  • Wallpaper of choice: The kind that has that sticky stuff on the back.
  • Skin of choice: Slippery ;-)
  • Favourite game: Survival.
  • Favourite gaming platform: The Floor
  • Favourite cartoon character: GIR
  • Personal Quote: No!
  • Tools of the Trade: Super glue, duct tape and a hammer.

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:iconfablefire:
Thanks for the devstalk! =)
:iconjay-hobbit:
thanks for the +watch!

cheers :ahoy:

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:iconnebu:
Thank you so much for the :+fav:

:hug:

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Groundfrost
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:iconmiss-psycho:
thankz for adding me in your deviant list
i really appreciate it! :)
btw, sorry for answer you so late.
:iconnebu:
Thank you so much for the :+fav:

:hug:

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By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes....


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Groundfrost
:iconnebu:
Thank you so much for your support and encouragement from both myself and my son Aaron, we greatly appreciate it. :hug:

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By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes....


Nebu Clothing
Groundfrost
:iconnebu:
Thank you so much for your support and encouragement from both myself and my son Aaron, we greatly appreciate it. :hug:

--
By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes....


Nebu Clothing
Groundfrost
:iconprincesskita:
thanks for the +fav on "its what it is" so much appreciated :)
:iconplatinum420:
Thanks for the fave :heart: much appreciated

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