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Oh, the screaming, bleeding joy.

Wed Mar 17, 2004, 1:36 PM
There are, according to This Is London, 27 types of men. I scream bullshit, but I could be wrong. So, I submit to you, the 27 types of men that there ever are.


  • Achilles: sophisticated and charming but also flawed and needy

  • Adonis: obsessed with his body, usually sports a fake tan

  • Alpha Male: extremely competitive, lives for the next deal

  • Backpacker: sexy but dangerous; a relationship daytripper

  • Chameleman: adaptable, smooth, urbane and attractive - but never the man you think he is

  • Club Man: blazers, old school ties, football shirts. Into male bonding

  • Cool Poser: fashion-conscious

  • Corporate Man: relishes security, a follower not a leader, but faithful

  • Gadgetman: techno-freak, poor eyesight. Insular and socially inept

  • Jeffrey: social animal in a world of half-truths. Compelling character.

  • Jester: loves laughter and an audience but prone to melancholy

  • Libman: pro-feminist male, politically correct, very well read

  • Manchild: ageing stud with rich tastes and little dignity

  • Mr Angry: moody, aggressive but doesn't see his actions as damaging

  • Murdoch: Napoleonic self-belief, usually justified. Ruthless, untiring

  • Neanderthal: anti-feminist with outdated views on relationships

  • Preacher: fundamentalist views. Single-minded, fervent and intense

  • Risker: optimistic and overdrawn at the bank, likes to push his luck

  • Romancer: calculating seducer, dislikes women but pursues them

  • Rottweiler: lager drinker who loves his mates and his country

  • Sigmund: lots of inner angst, low self-esteem but reliable and caring

  • Teddy Bear: sensitive, vulnerable and a good listener - but not sexy

  • Trainspotter: middle-aged, plenty of brown cardigans, and obsessed with data collection

  • Uniform Man: emotionally insecure. Rigid, brittle temperament

  • Wallflower: unambitious couch potato with predictable behaviour

  • Wayne: heroic, unchanging, loyal and steadfast. Think John Wayne

  • Zebedee: floundering and confused. Needs nurturing. Unreflective but busy


  • This just screams for one of those quizzes.

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  • Current Residence: A few different places.
  • Interests: Well, if I wasn't interested in this, I wouldn't be here, right?
  • Favourite movie: Natural Born Killers, Se7en, Fight Club, et al.
  • Favourite band or musician: Ask me later.
  • Favourite genre of music: Stuff that can't be put in to a genre.
  • Wallpaper of choice: The kind that has that sticky stuff on the back.
  • Skin of choice: Slippery ;-)
  • Favourite game: Survival.
  • Favourite gaming platform: The Floor
  • Favourite cartoon character: GIR
  • Personal Quote: No!
  • Tools of the Trade: Super glue, duct tape and a hammer.

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Thanks for the devstalk! =)
thanks for the +watch!

cheers :ahoy:

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Thank you so much for the :+fav:

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Nebu Clothing
Groundfrost
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thankz for adding me in your deviant list
i really appreciate it! :)
btw, sorry for answer you so late.
Thank you so much for the :+fav:

:hug:

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By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes....


Nebu Clothing
Groundfrost
Thank you so much for your support and encouragement from both myself and my son Aaron, we greatly appreciate it. :hug:

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By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes....


Nebu Clothing
Groundfrost
Thank you so much for your support and encouragement from both myself and my son Aaron, we greatly appreciate it. :hug:

--
By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes....


Nebu Clothing
Groundfrost
thanks for the +fav on "its what it is" so much appreciated :)
Thanks for the fave :heart: much appreciated

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